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The paint job.

Country yokel knocks at the front door of a house and asks if there are any odd jobs that need doing. The guy says sure, here's a tin of paint, there's a porch round the back needs painting for £20.

An hour later the yokel brings the tin of paint back to the front of the house and says he's finished and the guy gives him the £20.

As he's leaving, the yokel says "oh by the way, it's not a Porch it's a Mercedes..."
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