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Tom's Garage

One evening, after a difficult first year of marriage Tom was welding some stuff in the garage.

His wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.

You probably should also consider selling all your welding equipment along with your golf clubs, and your fishing gear, and the boat and lose all those stupid model aeroplanes, plus sell that vintage sports car, and your home brewing equipment…...."

Tom got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "You're sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied, “I wasn't.”

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