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Old Sam and Gert

old Sam and Gert was on their way to the cinema when sam picked up a roll of cash £50000 in total, he said to Gert as he could spot someone looking for something that they had dropped, quick hide this where said Gert in yer knickers said sam, so Gert shoved the roll down her knickers and carried on into the Cinema,
After the cinema was over while they was walking home Sam said to Gert get the money out and I will put it in my Pocket, Gert said I can't the man sat next to me stole it, What said sam how could you let that happen with tears running down his cheeks Gert said how was I to know he was a thief.
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